Player Dossier

Pillowpantsclerk

CGrade

PS5 / Xbox Series · center · Forward

South Park CowsssEA roster

Grade C · NHL 27

Last game Sep 14, 2026

Medium confidence · 62

Better than 54.6% of eligible forwards

Pillowpantsclerk has 24 EASHL career games on EA's records: 28 goals, 25 assists and 53 points (2.21 per game) with a +7 plus/minus (0.29 per game), for a ChelScan grade of C (51.0/100) for the forward role. ChelScan also tracks 5 recent games for the trend charts.

Key numbers

EA career totals
Games24
Points532.21 / game
Goals281.17 / game
Assists251.04 / game
Plus / minus+70.29 / game
Hits913.79 / game

ChelScan role rating

51.0/100 · forward
CForward

Grade C51.0/100

24 games at this role · season NHL 27

Better than 54.6% · #4,654 of 10,287

Rating breakdown

EA career · role formula
Points per game40%55
2.21
Goals per game20%47
1.17
Plus/minus per game20%45
+0.29
Takeaway balance10%0
-2.67/G
Hits10%76
3.79/G

* Missing optional data receives a neutral score and is never treated as zero.

At this role

Games at role24
Points532.21 / game
Plus / minus+70.29 / game
Hits913.79 / game
What do A+ to F mean?
  • A+Top 3% of the role
  • ATop 10%
  • BTop 30%
  • CMiddle of the pack
  • DBottom 30%
  • EBottom 10%
  • FBottom 3%

Grades are percentile-based within a role and need at least 10 games at that role.

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