Player Dossier

probly_not_sober

DGRADE
PS5 / Xbox Series · defenseMen
the SOBER show
Last game Aug 9, 2026

probly_not_sober has 833 EASHL career games on EA's records: 994 goals, 1142 assists and 2136 points (2.56 per game) with a -244 plus/minus (-0.29 per game), for a ChelScan grade of D. ChelScan also tracks 5 recent games for the trend charts below.

Games
833
Points
2136
2.56 / game
Goals
994
1.19 / game
Assists
1142
1.37 / game
Plus / Minus
-244
-0.29 / game
Hits
3648
4.38 / game

Source: EA career totals

Points per Match

G1 = oldest game
52.5052G1G5
Avg 2.20 pts · Best 5 pts · 5 games

Plus / Minus per Match

G1 = oldest game
+40-4-4-3-2-3G1G5
Total -12 · 5 games

Physical & Discipline

tracked games
Hits46
Takeaways13
Giveaways57
Blocks7
PIM2

Passing 76.5% (65/85)

Physical & Discipline

EA career
Hits3648
PIM0

4.38 hits / game · 0.00 PIM / game

Goaltending

21 games in net
Save %
64.0%
GAA
7.21
Shutouts
2
Games in net
21

Shots, passing and faceoff splits are only published by EA for players on a club roster.

Games by Position

EA career
C282
D220
G21
LW244
RW66

Recent Matches

5 shown

Club History

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